Jimi Hendrix's "Member"

You can own your own for $1500.
Buy One Here

Visit Cynthia Plaster Caster's official web site HERE.

The Gypsy In Me Is Stirring

I guess 6 months in small town midwest is all I can take at one time. I feel like that song by Bob Seger "Beautiful Loser". "He wants his home and security. He wants to live like a sailor at sea....you just can't have it all."

Well, I want it all! My mission now is to make that work. I'm working on a plan...

So, go ahead and give me all your "why don't you just..." and I'll consider them. :)

To The Missouri Highway Department Road Crew

*FUCK YOU!

The highway was fine before you decided to throw your oily gravel crap on it during the hottest week of the year so far. Why don't you... use a better grade or type or whatever of asphalt? ...use a steamroller? ...do it in the early spring or wait until fall? ...place your signs BEFORE I drive through 5 miles of your bullshit patchwork?


*I guess I'll have to mark my blog for adult content now.

Inspirations/Motivation To Blog/Update

I've updated my page some (added links and such), but I'm having trouble when I decide to blog. My inspirations usually come when I'm driving or in bed, but when I sit down to blog...Zip! So I guess I'll have to start writing myself notes in the car and in bed so I can remember all these wonderful things that won't come to me when I sit down at the comp.